Paparatz no Comedy Central

A propósito dos sucessivos escândalos de pedofilia na Igreja Católica Americana e do seu encobrimento: I went to confession and I said to the priest "You, first!". I didn't have to watch this smoke... they have been blowing up smoke at us for the last three years.

Sobre Ratzinger: Usually when I see a German guy on a balcony with an adoring throng, it tends to make me a little nervous... (...) but, well, he's 78, even if he's a screw up, he’ll be gone in two years.

Dennis Miller, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart